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HARMAN SAYS MEN ALWAYS GUILTY

A new law giving anonymity to  women accused of sexual offences unless they are sentenced is to be put before Parliament. The move follows the not guilty verdicts  in the trial of Lady Lavinia Nourse, accused of 17 counts of the sexual abuse of a 12 year old boy. Harriet Harman, the arch critic of men's rights, is to take…

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TRADE OLDIES FOR IMMIGRANTS

AMONG A NUMBER OF PEOPLE QUESTIONED BY BOTH FRENCH AND UK POLICE OVER SUSPECTED IMMIGRANT SMUGGLING ARE A MARINE ENGINES ENGINEER AND A COUPLE DESCRIBING THEMSELVES AS RETIRED ESTATE AGENTS. .................................................................................................................................................................... Could this be the answer to both the UK's population explosion of immigrants - legal and otherwise - and the burgeoning elderly and non-productive native population who are living…

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THE DONALD THREATENS TO SPRAY NEW YORK WITH AGENT ORANGE

We can reveal exclusively the real reason for Buris calling The Donald yesterday from Chequers, his  estate deep in the Kent countryside where he is recuperating from the Corona virus. The Prime  Minister  had been told over breakfast that the world's best known bozo, his mate Trump, was contemplating encouraging his mentally defective followers and the nation in general to…

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EXCLUSIVE -SECRET TAPE.

SENIOR CIVIL SERVANT SIR PHILIP RUTMAN HAS ACCUSED HOME SECRETARY PRITI PATEL OF USING OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE TO HIMSELF AND HER STAFF. THIS IS A TRANSCRIPT OF A TAPE SENT IN ANONYMOUSLY TO THE 7 FOOT PIGEON "Who the fuck asked you to come in?" "Well, I er......................" "Never mind 'well, I er' and why the fuck didn't you knock first?"…

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ROYAL MARINES CAN CONTINUE USING LIPSTICK – the 7footpigeon

The Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has apologised for his racism by "blacking up" as Aladdin in a school production of Arabian Nights when he was a teacher in 2001. Read on. ...................................................................................................................................................................... Priscilla Goody-Twoshoes, the UK Liberal Democrat MP, has called for Britain's armed forces to cease painting their faces for combat describing it as "blatant racism". Units such…

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AN OPEN LETTER TO DONALD AFTER HIS TRUMPIPHANT VISIT

Dear Mr President Well, that all went fairly well. Despite the prayers of our Fourth Estate, you only dropped one clanger and that was when you seemed to suggest that our sacrosanct National Health Service would somehow be a necessary part of any trade deal. As is your wont you withdraw this a few hours later which, frankly, confused the…

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A PONY FOR A PIGEON

It seems that some readers of this blog find the fake news on this page far more interesting than the highly intelligent, erudite,  well researched and well written stuff on the News/Comment page.  Unfortunately, I sometimes run fresh out of ideas for your  favourite column and fail to refresh the page as often as you would like. So why not…

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CONDOMS OFF THE MENU

FACT. There are 208 women MP's in the House of Commons. According to a recent Think Tank report, this could increase by as many as 100 at the next election through positive discrimination of female candidates, and many more pro-Feminist laws could be the result.  CARRYING  a concealed condom could constitute a sexual assault under a new bill to be…

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WILLY OR WONT HE

White House staff think that The Donald is changing sex and they are secretly running a competition to decide what his name will be if he has the final cut and tuck. Top of the list so far is Dorothy. Their concern was heightened recently when he hit an even higher than usual falsetto voice when claiming that the Chinese…

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Hello and goodby

The TODAY programme on BBC radio 4 "And now, at 3 minutes to 8, an update on the weather with Helen Willetts" "Oh, thank you so much, Thank you so, very very much. Thank you. And hello. Hello everyone. And Good Morning. And good morning to you all. Hello. And now, the weather. Oh gosh, I've run out of time".…

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